An Amish couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their wedding night. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said it was their Honeymoon and they wanted a very nice room.

The clerk winked and said, "Do you want the Bridal?

The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."