A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I

owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for

everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my

house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance

company also paid for everything."

Looking somewhat confused, the lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"

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what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:20 am what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Fish food

NO offence to BD

RW