Last Child Support Check

Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......I'm so glad that this is my

last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those

payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got

there,

I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to

your

mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going

to

get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the

expression

she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to

hear

what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now ... what

did

she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

The really scary part of that is how often that's true. Did yiou know that fully 30% of all DNA tests for paternity come back with a negative match? That's an awful lot of paternity fraud, and many states still require a man to pay support for chioldren conceived during a marriage, regardless of the test results.