On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,

drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged

at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!!"

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam

from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban Sunglasses, stared

directly at this nosey neighbor, and then calmly replied,

"I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

RW