Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Virginia, age 89, living in Florida,

are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the

way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you

the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart

medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,

Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,

antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use this

store as our Bridal Registry.