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this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:11 pm
by Dave (imported)
Subject: Wanted Man a Desperado

Israeli police are looking for a man name Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa.

The suspect is described as the son of an ex-nun from Barcelona and a German father.

He was a former flutist and worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short,

he was a Haifa-lootin, flutin Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part time plowboy Joe. 🚬 🚬 🚬

Gee! A guy could get stoned for a joke like that! 👉

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:48 am
by Bagoas (imported)
I Love It !

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:13 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
Are you sure you didn't mean to say "A guy would have to be stoned to tell a joke like this" ? --FLO--

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:18 am
by Andrew (imported)
Well done!👌

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:46 am
by Blaise (imported)
For once, I am proud to lack a sense of humor.

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:43 pm
by augman7518 (imported)
The only thing I do not like about it is it is too long and hard to remember.I never could retell it augman

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:53 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:11 pm Subject: Wanted Man a Desperado

Israeli police are looking for a man name Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa.

The suspect is described as the son of an ex-nun from Barcelona and a German father.

He was a former flutist and worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short,

he was a Haifa-lootin, flutin Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part time plowboy Joe. 🚬 🚬 🚬

Gee! A guy could get stoned for a joke like that! 👉

Dave, are you O.K.?

I think that a guy would have to BE STONED to TELL a joke like that...

Re: this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:03 pm
by JesusA (imported)
A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:53 pm I think that a guy would have to BE STONED to TELL a joke like that...

He might well be stoned after telling a joke like that.

I'll forward it on to Andrew.....