Still in a super secret location, constantly on the move. For those of you in the New York City area I can confirm that you had the distinct honor of having the great Bboy in your city sometime in the last 48 hours.

As I log on tonight I still see no new penectomy stories. That's ok. I am assuming that you are all saving them to submit in a surprise birthday flood before the end of September. Pretty smart of all of you! Sorry I spoiled the surprise but I will still act surprised when you send them in. Thanks.

P, my sig got messed up in the last upgrade. Hows about you poke around the server and find my story outline and post a link to that and to my personal story (which you can all find under the "h" section under "How Bboy ...") here on the message boards?

Hope you all are doing well.

From my current undisclosed location,

Signing off ....

Uhhh, yeah, I'll get right on that...http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/ ... ferent.gif

Soon as I resurrect Marylin Monroe and reinact the 2nd coming of Christ here...give me about 5 minutes, OK?!

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I can't figure out how to get the signature to show up.

Sorry.

Paolo wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:23 pm http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/

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Bboy wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:06 pm I am assuming that you are all saving them to submit in a surprise birthday flood before the end of September. Pretty smart of all of you! Sorry I spoiled the surprise but I will still act surprised when you send them in. Thanks.

Signing off ....



I' thinka a film of your life would be great. I already lined up MArilyn Manson to play the lead. Is he/she/it too over the top?



And Ann Coulter wants to yell your biography from cost to coast courtesy of Regnery Press.

Dave

Bboy wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:06 pm As I log on tonight I still see no new penectomy stories.

The son of the tribal chief had had no problems capturing the three shipwrecked sailors that had washed up on the shore. After stripping them naked and tieing them up, he went through their clothing, wallets, and other material posessions. After that he whipped out his cell phone to call his father.

"Two males and a eunuch. The eunuch's "thing" is shrunk a bit, but the other two look to be quite juicy. Bring them in? Sure, and don't forget to call Andrew about this."

As the three captives were brought into the village by one end, Andrew appeared from the other, with a knapsack on his back. The Chief congratulated his son, then turned to Andrew and asked which one he would prefer. As the honored guest of the village, he had first choice.

"Talula's thing", please, as I am supposed to be on a diet. Oh, and I bought some hot dog rolls and some soft drinks. Shall we begin?"

So the thre captives were promptly penectomized, and the three "things" placed on skewers and roasted like hot dogs. The meal went down, and the Chief congratulated Andrew on his choice of soft drinks for the meal.

"No problem, Chief" said Andrew modestly. "Where I come from, everyone knows that things go better with Coke."

He He He He !!!!

Quick thinking and a good short story Andrew.

Hiy You Don'n?

Well, I bet Bboy is with in 12 miles of me. Undisclosed location? I hope it's not the Vault!!! You know Mr. Mid-Westerner, NYC can be a rough place. Wish you would have told us sooner, I could have met you in some place public, like I wear a green hat and if you like the looks of me then you go up and talk to me. That is if you will talk to the "Desticado" or Disenherited one? Heheheheh

Check out the Metropolitan Museum, lots of statues in there sans pricks. I hear hair spray is a good show, but not seen it myself. Great weather in the Big Apple, Huh?

If you are still here on Monday I do have time to meet up. I dare you

Ah, there was this sweet Mid-Westerner and this evil Doctor.....The guy went in to get his tonsils out and the Doctor took off a bit more....Hahahahah

Got too drop me a line, I'll check email,

Desticado (the baned one)

Great story Andrew

Riverwind