Some of these would more rightfully belong in the Cellar, but in the interest of not having to create two threads, here goes:

Mom, check the penis

London-

A six-year-old girl who won an Incredible Hulk doll at a seaside fair, found it came complete with a penis. Leah Lowland found the penis after checking out the doll's mystery bulge under the comic-book character's ripped purple shorts. Her mother Kim said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair. The doll is made by a firm based in Valencia, Spain. But she chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, says The Sun. Kim, from Biggin Hill, Kent, says the dolls should be banned. "A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn't be allowed. Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it's amazing how big his willy is." - Ananova.com

Wife boils hubby's penis

Crime of passion. - Bangkok

A Thai woman killed her husband before slicing off his penis, boiling it and then hanging herself, police said on Monday. A relative found Rangsan Supakpattana, 46, beaten to death in his house in western Nakorn Pathom province on Sunday, Captain Chan Boonkong said. The body of his wife Preyapha Tasuwan, 27, was found nearby, he said, adding that police investigating the scene had found Rangsan's penis being boiled in an electric rice cooker. Preyapha left a suicide note in which she said she was saddened by her husband, an electrician, ignoring her. "She had a mental problem and the evidence suggested she had been overcome with jealousy," Chan said. She appeared to have used a garden hoe to kill her husband, he said.

New penis for youth after 'bush' disaster

By Sam Mkokeli

A Motherwell youth is being prepared for reconstructive surgery after his penis was amputated after a botched traditional circumcision last June. The 18-year-old man, who cannot be named, left for Cape Town to meet a doctor about the reconstructive surgery. The operation will cost R30,000 and is paid for by donors. Doctor Mamisa Chabula, the doctor working with circumcision-related injuries, said she had raised the money from donors to help the young man undergo plastic reconstruction at a semi-private hospital in Cape Town. She said the Grade 12 pupil went to the bush last winter. He had complications with the wound and gangrene resulted. He was taken to Livingstone Hospital where it was amputated from the base. Chabula said after the youth came back from the circumcision school, he had to see a psychologist because of depression. He was also rejected by society for "chickening out" at the bush and resorting to Western medicine. He is currently using a urine bag. He will see a doctor this morning for a last appointment before the reconstruction is done next month. Chabula said reconstruction would also help rebuild the youth's self-esteem. More than 40 initiates died from botched circumcisions and related infections across the Eastern Cape last June.

Eastern Province Herald

Rejected by society for "chickening out" Sweet lord Jesus now THAT's a tough crowd! Don't ya reckon the lad has give enough to earn a LITTLE measure of respect???

-Bboy

If you want to use the registration on site, and use their search box, it comes up with all sorts of stories on even partial terms like "Castrat" and "circumc" etc. Registration is a bit nosey, but pretty painless.

Some of 'em are pretty good, too!

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I like this story mainly for the mental image of this guy going to his mum and asking for $5k to enlarge his willie. Think she made him sign it over as collateral?

German demands refund after penis extension backfires

A German who borrowed £5,000 from his mother for a penis extension is demanding a refund after it ended up shorter and deformed.

Walter Schmidt, 26, said: "Its shaped like a triangle now after one of the implants slipped down the bottom.

"It's thick at the bottom and pointed at the top - and every time I put a condom on it falls off."

The Munich man's ordeal started last autumn when he decided to have three eight centimetre implants inserted into his penis.

He was sent home with a drip to collect fluid, but was in such pain after three days that he went back to the hospital, where doctors discovered the wound had been infected.

He was in hospital for two more weeks and off work for six, and said that since then he's been in constant pain and has to walk with a limp.

Mr Schmidt, who says his penis is now two centimetres shorter, is demanding a refund.

He said: "I still owe my mum £4,000 of the £5,000 I borrowed and I want a refund so I can pay her back."