Rod Stewart's shrunken penis (eeeeeeeeeekKK)
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:59 pm
>>It is true but I mean like don't read before dinner...
>>And don't touch that thing, either...
>>Sounds wrinkled and wrinkled and I think I damaged my brain thinking too hard about it...
>>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuW
Rod Stewart: I was addicted to steroids but they shrunk my todger
By FRAN WETZEL
Published: 14th May 2013
ROD Stewart has admitted he was addicted to steroids even though they made his todger shrink.
The Maggie May singer has confessed he relied on the drug to help soothe his vocal cords ahead of gigs.
But the habit had a number of nasty side-effects, including reducing the size of his manhood.
In an interview with Mojo magazine, he said: I let myself down on tours in the late 80s when I was addicted to steroids. In those days we didnt have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out.
The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane including your k**b and its what you do when youre in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you cant sing.
Despite the benefit to his voice, the 68-year-old rocker says the drugs made him bloated and had more serious repercussions when he suffered from internal bleeding.
Health problems ... Rod's steroid use on tour led to stomach bleeding
He explained: Steroids make you fat and bloated, you cant sleep and you get really irritable. Its one of the most horrible drugs in the world.
One night, on stage in Sheffield, I thought I was in the kitchen with my mum because the steroids had eaten a hole in my stomach. I was bleeding internally and hallucinating. What the audience must have thought?
Rod who has overcome thyroid cancer still uses steroids around once a year to help him through a particularly challenging performance.
However, he feels the after-effects for days.
He added: I will still use them around once a year if Im really struggling. It gets you through the show, but you pay for it. You cant sing for a week.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z2TPAfzhXs
>>And don't touch that thing, either...
>>Sounds wrinkled and wrinkled and I think I damaged my brain thinking too hard about it...
>>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuW
Rod Stewart: I was addicted to steroids but they shrunk my todger
By FRAN WETZEL
Published: 14th May 2013
ROD Stewart has admitted he was addicted to steroids even though they made his todger shrink.
The Maggie May singer has confessed he relied on the drug to help soothe his vocal cords ahead of gigs.
But the habit had a number of nasty side-effects, including reducing the size of his manhood.
In an interview with Mojo magazine, he said: I let myself down on tours in the late 80s when I was addicted to steroids. In those days we didnt have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out.
The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane including your k**b and its what you do when youre in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you cant sing.
Despite the benefit to his voice, the 68-year-old rocker says the drugs made him bloated and had more serious repercussions when he suffered from internal bleeding.
Health problems ... Rod's steroid use on tour led to stomach bleeding
He explained: Steroids make you fat and bloated, you cant sleep and you get really irritable. Its one of the most horrible drugs in the world.
One night, on stage in Sheffield, I thought I was in the kitchen with my mum because the steroids had eaten a hole in my stomach. I was bleeding internally and hallucinating. What the audience must have thought?
Rod who has overcome thyroid cancer still uses steroids around once a year to help him through a particularly challenging performance.
However, he feels the after-effects for days.
He added: I will still use them around once a year if Im really struggling. It gets you through the show, but you pay for it. You cant sing for a week.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z2TPAfzhXs