Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney 2013
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:21 pm
It's sunrise today, Saturday 2 Feb. 2013.
I knew people who would go to see the celebration and the entire town got drunk and wandered the streets drinking most of the night and definitely at sunrise. Then the GRand Order of the Highly Exalted Hoity-Toity would yank some poor unsuspected ground hog froma make believe tree stump while wearing chain-mail gloves and raise ti high over their heads.
If the sun was out, then the animal saw its shadow.
If the sky was cloudy then the animal saw its shadow thanks to the banks of Klieg Lights used for TV cameras and everyone pretended there was no shadow.
IF there was an eclipse, they slaughtered the groundhog, deep fried the carcass and ate it.
Some of that isn't scientifically true, Parts of it are just a plain old excuse to party.
I'll drink to that!
BTW - Odd facts:
Lightning has never struck the groundhog dead.
There's never been an earthquake in Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day.
One a cold, clear night in Punxsutawney in the middle of winter, if you don't drink you'll freeze your ass off. There is an official lost ass booth in the town square.
Groundhogs hate the day but they can't organize or strike because a) they have no money, and b) they lack opposable thumbs to make the picket signs.
I knew people who would go to see the celebration and the entire town got drunk and wandered the streets drinking most of the night and definitely at sunrise. Then the GRand Order of the Highly Exalted Hoity-Toity would yank some poor unsuspected ground hog froma make believe tree stump while wearing chain-mail gloves and raise ti high over their heads.
If the sun was out, then the animal saw its shadow.
If the sky was cloudy then the animal saw its shadow thanks to the banks of Klieg Lights used for TV cameras and everyone pretended there was no shadow.
IF there was an eclipse, they slaughtered the groundhog, deep fried the carcass and ate it.
Some of that isn't scientifically true, Parts of it are just a plain old excuse to party.
I'll drink to that!
BTW - Odd facts:
Lightning has never struck the groundhog dead.
There's never been an earthquake in Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day.
One a cold, clear night in Punxsutawney in the middle of winter, if you don't drink you'll freeze your ass off. There is an official lost ass booth in the town square.
Groundhogs hate the day but they can't organize or strike because a) they have no money, and b) they lack opposable thumbs to make the picket signs.