Who the hell is Gary?

Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, His wife says, "where the hell have you been???

Gary replies: I was out getting a tattoo!

A tattoo?' She frowned. What kind of a tattoo did you get?

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly

What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.

Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?

Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,

You can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Garys is in the Hospital, room 233 Intensive Care.

Absolutely insane. - gary

Thanks my friend, Patt and I both though is was funny as hell.

River

Go Gary!

Very funny...and a new approach to the situation.

Awesome! Thanks for the good laugh!

Is that joke from your original vaudeville act? Kind of sounds like its from that period.

Transward

It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

I won't say who I stole it from

Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield.

kristoff wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:14 pm I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield.

You have stolen memories