My sister says this is a groaner, but I disagree

A cowboy sees a farmer walking a pig and notices that the animal is missing a leg. Curious, he asks the farmer how the pig lost its limb.

"Well, one night the wife and me was asleep when the pig noticed the house was on fire. This here pig managed to bust outa his pen, break down our front door and drag me to safety. I was hackin' and coughin', so's he went back into the house and carried my wife out, bolted back inside, and out he comes with our son! Why, we'd all be dead if it weren't for this pig."

"Wow!" exclaims the cowboy. "So, did the pig lose its leg in the fire, then?"

"Oh, no, no," says the farmer. "When you got a pig like this, you don't eat it all at once."

Oh yes, it's a groaner.

I have liked that joke in all it's versions. I heard the version where the farmer was trapped under his tractor and the pig helped by burrowing in the dirt until the farmer could crawl out.

I love it, thanks

River

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That joke is even older than Uncle Mackie. He can't remember when he last heard it, though. It's still a good one and I laugh every time it comes around....

Pity poor Arnold Ziffel...

found a funny. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6936629760/h3985782A/

Do it yourself Vasectomy...

Eunuchorn (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:45 am found a funny. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6936629760/h3985782A/

Do it yourself Vasectomy...

Not to mention a do-it-yourself castration, penectomy, and possible hemipelvectomy...

Reminds me of the old joke about the man (supposedly stupid, drunk and on a dare taking binge) who put a firecracker in an empty beer can and shoved it between his legs. Bang went the can. Bang no more went the man as the doctors removed the shrapnel.