Burn your eyeballs first...

Unless you like those awful SyFy channel's, idiotic, tripe and completely moronic disaster movies.

Not only is it Christmas, but it's the Mayan Apocalypse, the Whore of Babylon, and the six gees a lying five gold rings of power. (and a lot of eggs)

They forgot the kitchen sink... (even the sink has bad dialog if it could talk)