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A Guitar player without a waitress is homeless.

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"I love him. He's like a still; everything that comes out of him is already whiskey."

Tom Waits, talking about William S. Burroughs (two of my all-time favorite celebs).
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My mother in law is visiting.... I had to clean out half of my closet so she can hang upside down and sleep
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Eunuchus (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:00 am My mother in law is visiting.... I had to clean out half of my closet so she can hang upside down and sleep

And they married and lived happily thereafter, cause the bride was an orphan...
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