Last nite i went to the mall with my friend melissa to go see dark knight rises. We stopped at the Halloween store beforehand becuz my work is having a superhero dress up day on thursday. It was ten mins before closing and i wanted to try on a wonder woman tshirt. The lady was extremely rude. "You wanna try this on?". Yes i want to try it on! "I dont have time for games"she says. I was pissed and just walked away. But i still wore it for the movie and came home and banded in it. Its awesome to picture myself with tits and an empty sack

These things happen.

We used to go to Victoria's Secret when in college and ask for the fitting rooms.

They had NO sense of humor.