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porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:53 pm
by Dave (imported)
>>Good heavens to Betsy... THIS would be a disaster...

>>By the Way, if you buy that bottle of bacon bits in the supermarket that has the little (K) on it (or Parve), they're pork free. Actually vegetarian without meat.

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Can we replace bacon if there's a porkopalypse?

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Chefs confirm our worst fears: Bacon can never be replaced.

By Lizzie Stark, TODAY contributor

Bacon is one of life’s greatest pleasures – the way it smells cooking in the pan on a Saturday morning, the way some strips have that crispy-chewy texture, flooding your mouth with molten salty-sweet fat that lingers even after you’ve licked your fingers and sent the rasher down the hatch. Bacon is the richness in beef burgundy, the unctuousness of spaghetti carbonara, and for some devotees, the crispy coating that surrounds everything from corn to candy bars.

But alas, dear reader, according to Britain’s National Pig Association, we face a coming porkopalypse. Due to drought, the soybeans and corn that farmers depend upon to fatten the hogs are in short supply. As a result, the pork supply could fall, and prices may be driven up – leading to a real (or imagined) bacomergency.

Although the impending shortage is unlikely to quell bacon consumption greatly, the threat of rising prices caused me to consider what the world might look like without bacon, and question whether a suitable substitute exists.

“Charcuterie” author Michael Ruhlman was quick to dash my hopes.

The world would be a “dreary, sad place” without bacon, he told TODAY.com, because although other meats can be cured like bacon, “nothing is like the pig. It’s a magical creature. There really is no substitute.”

The zing of the cure, provided by sodium nitrate, combines with smoking to give bacon its “unusual piquant, savory, smoky deliciousness,” Ruhlman told TODAY.com. And in the belly, the part typically used for bacon in the U.S., “You’ve got the perfect meat-to-fat ratio,” he added.

And fat is one of bacon’s most critical components, according to chef and “Fat” author Jennifer McLagan, because “fat equals flavor.”

Fried chicken skin could offer an alternative to bacon.

In the unlikely event that pigs disappeared for good, Ruhlman and McLagan postulated, Italian cuisine – with its penchant for salami, prosciutto, pancetta, guanciale and lardo – would be among the hardest hit. Chinese cuisine – famous for its ham – would also ge at risk.

But surely, I posited, there must be some alternative!

During the World War II bacon rations in Britain, locals tried smoked, cured mutton as a substitute for bacon. And, when pushed for a solution, Ruhlman noted that among people keeping kosher, schmaltz – rendered poultry fat – and gribenes – crisped poultry skin – are popular and delicious. “I often will put chicken cracklings on a salad like you would put bacon bits on a salad. That would be a great substitute,” he said. So great in fact, that last year, one chef dubbed chicken cracklings “the Jewish bacon” in The New York Times.

Though replacing bacon is impossible because pork fat has a distinctive flavor, McLagan mused that duck fat might work as an alternative, or that slices of smoked duck breast could capture the flavor of the cure.

Just don’t mention turkey bacon or fakin’ bacon as substitutes. “It’s not bacon,” Ruhlman said. “And I resent it even being called bacon. They should have a different name for it.” Plus, as McLagan pointed out, “It’s usually not fatty enough to be bacon.”

Ruhlman held firm on the opinion that nothing could really replace bacon. But, he advised, “If you don’t have bacon, substitute something else that is really good.” Vegans have even looked to roasted shiitake mushrooms to replicate the crunchy texture and tongue-coating flavor of bacon.

Of course, if Pigmageddon ever does strike, bacon will have more uses than just mere dinner. Because bacon is almost too delicious, it might one day replace ordinary currency.

In the post-apocalyptic future, who needs gold when you could have dinner?

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:37 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
My damn doctor has me on a diet, (its not working) and I can't have bacon every day anymore, and let me tell you, THAT SUCKS.

A day without bacon is a day not worth living.

I buy my bacon from a butcher shop as I do all my meat. I don't get as much as I would like but the quality is there. More pork then beef, its just so much cheaper and of course chicken, whole chickens, again its cheaper.

BUT BACON, the smell of bacon frying in the pan just makes your mouth water and starts the day off right.

River

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:31 pm
by Paolo
Go on a diet of only eggs, bacon, and real cheese for 21 days.

You'll lose a ton of weight.

What you do with the 2nd ton is up to you...

hehe...snort...giggle... ;)

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:22 pm
by Dave (imported)
Paolo wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:31 pm Go on a diet of only eggs, bacon, and real cheese for 21 days.

You'll lose a ton of weight.

What you do with the 2nd ton is up to you...

hehe...snort...giggle... ;)

my arteries harden just thinking about it.

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:31 pm
by moi621 (imported)
They threatened chocolate two years ago and that never happened.

Bacon is eternal. Like chocolate.

Have faith. A faith that truly fills the tummy too.

You just must remember, bacon is ONE.

And there is no breakfast meat before bacon

Do not steal your neighbors bacon.

etc.

Moi

Bacon Jew 🙄

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:59 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
The only time I get to eat bacon is on a double cheesebuger

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:07 am
by butterflyjack (imported)
The secret is...Pop an extra Lipitor ! Bacon eraser! Love the stuff..It's a wonderful ingredient in many of my concoctions...Jackie

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:48 am
by A-1 (imported)
Ahhh,

I do not believe it. Damned LIBERAL media... they will say A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G...

The latest related story has also been on Fox News even, they LOVE lies, even Liberal lies, the NAtional Security issue? Fat? C'MON, now. That is that there are too many OVERWEIGHT Americans... Well, DUH!!! That's funny, nobody complains about overweight cattle, yes, overweight pigs or even overweight deer who grow wild and feed on grain in farmer's fields. OR overweight squirrels, rabbits, quail and speaking of birds... OR EVEN OVERWEIGHT REPUBLICANS LIKE CHRISTY, GINGRICH LIMBAUGH AND SARAH PALIN'S FAT-ASSED DANCING DAUGHTER. (...WITH THUNDER THIGHS BUT NO TALENT) What about all of those FAT DUCKS in in the wetland preserves that all of the Liberal ecology advocates have provided us with? Wild Turkey, quail and the list goes on and on...

Americans are not overweight... the REST of the world is just too skinny...

I had a skinny doctor tell me that I was too fat once. Then, I found him caring for a FAT MAN who had a car fall on him. Thanks to the FAT his injuries were not that bad. I got the doctor over to the side and I said, "see?... if that had been either one of us that car falling on us would have smashed and killed us..." HE finally conceded the point...

My grandchildren raise pigs for 4-H. I can tell YOU, there is NO problem with Pork producers. It is just like the oil folks. When the price gets high enough there will be plenty, it is NOT a supply-demand problem, it is a "let us raise prices to survive" problem.

...and Turkey bacon is NOT as good as Pork bacon...

...Michelle Obama will eventually lose her weight battle... if not for herself, personally, then the rest of us will lose it for her...

Advice from the FATTEST nation on Earth, Eat meat. Die happy...

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:53 am
by Dave (imported)
You know, AI, you shouldn't fart inside a self-contained space-suit type environment. It messes with your brain.

Re: porkopalypse, Pigmageddon, bacomergency

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:27 am
by Riverwind (imported)
Not to mention that it makes your eyes water.

River