Snow White has a well known ability to talk to the animals.

I found this little comic online, and it gave me a chuckle. After the recent MoM, and one particularly notable attendee, I thought this was appropriate.

Here is the Link;

http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mme ... 410759.jpg <- CLICK IT!

I like that one too.

One of the rudest jokes in my "rude" arsenal of naughty jokes (note that arse is in this sentence) is about Raul the goatfucker. (sorry for that)

I seems that this man is passing though a small town one day and he decides to get some beer in a bar. So he orders a glass from the barkeep and with that, he notices that a man at the far end of the bar in the corner, is glaring at the walls, the bar, the floor, the bottles, the taps, in short everything. Every few minutes, the man slams a hand on the bar and the barkeep goes over, pours him a shot of whiskey and he leaves. The man has an angry binge going on and keeps muttering something the stranger can't understand.

The stranger gives the barkeep a look and the barkeep says "Oh that's only Raul, don't pay any attention to him."

Before the stranger can say anything, Raul yells at the barkeep.

"You damn bastards always talk about me. TO my face, behind my back, to strangers, to your girlfriends. It's unfair. You're all rotten bastards."

And the barkeep pours him another whiskey and says.

"Now you calm down. There's no reason for carrying on at a perfect stranger."

"Well it's not him," Raul screams. "It's the rest of you. YANNO, everyone gets a second chance in life. If you rob a bank they don't call you Raul the Bank Robber for the rest of your life. If you steal peaches from the grocery, they don't call you the peach thief for the rest of your lie. but you people won't let me be. I was young and curious. I made one mistake and I gotta live with it for the rest of my life. EVen crooked Mayor Schwartz isn't called Schwartz the liar or Schwartz the philanderer, No, he's called Schwartz the mayor, real nice. BUT Fuck one Goat in your life, one stupid, ignorant goat and it's like the world has to know. Forever after they call you Raul the GoatFucker. It's unfair, I tell ya, unfair. Now give me another drink and let me be..."