Who make the best patients?
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:50 pm
Three surgeons are discussing who make the best patients.
The first surgeon said “Electricians are the best, everything inside is color-coded.”
The second surgeon said “No, I think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon shut them up when he said “No, you’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine and no brains. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
The first surgeon said “Electricians are the best, everything inside is color-coded.”
The second surgeon said “No, I think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon shut them up when he said “No, you’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine and no brains. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.”