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Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:27 am**

A man went to church one Sunday and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damn fine."

The Preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "Preacher, I was so damn impressed by your sermon that I put $5,000 in the offering plate."

The Preacher said, "No shit?"

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:31 am**

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:27 am A man went to church one Sunday and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damn fine."

The Preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "Preacher, I was so damn impressed by your sermon that I put $5,000 in the offering plate."

The Preacher said, "No shit?"

This illustrates nicely that one's principals can be very fluid things.

When someone does something you really like, it is easy to ignore the things you don't.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

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