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Florida or the Moon

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:58 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one evening talking, and one blonde says to the there, "Which do you think is father away.. Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says, "Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida???"

Re: Florida or the Moon

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:52 pm
by moi621 (imported)
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:58 pm Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one evening talking, and one blonde says to the there, "Which do you think is father away.. Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says, "Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida???"

😄 LOL 😄

You know what you have if you line up blondes, ear to ear? ?

A wind tunnel.

The Moister

Re: Florida or the Moon

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:03 pm
by Cainanite (imported)
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.

They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.

She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"

The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"

The blonde responded: "Paris?"

So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"

The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

Re: Florida or the Moon

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:25 pm
by transward (imported)
The jokes men make about blonds, and women in general, say less about blonds or women, and more about the power blonds, and women, have over men,

Transward

Re: Florida or the Moon

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:16 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Cainanite (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:03 pm One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.

They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.

She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"

The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"

The blonde responded: "Paris?"

So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"

The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

Thank you Cainanite, that was a classic :)

Re: Florida or the Moon

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:16 am
by butterflyjack (imported)
Really funny stuff..Thanks all smooches Jackie (bald, never blond)