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[Riverwind (imported)]

What we need here is a medical professional to answer this simple question

In Case of Over Medication

Advil............Contact Poison Control

Ambien........Contact Poison Control

Aspirin.........Contact Poison Control

Codeine.......Contact Poison Control

Demerol.......Contact Poison Control

Librium........Contact Poison Control

Lunesta........Contact Poison Control

Motrin..........Contact Poison Control

Oxycontin.....Contact Poison Control

Sudafed........Contact Poison Control

Tylenol.........Contact Poison Control

Valium..........Contact Poison Control

Vicodin..........Contact Poison Control

Xanax...........Contact Poison Control

Cannbis.........Contact Gino's Pizza

Can anybody confirm this? Moi? anybody?

River

[Cainanite (imported)]

The one and only time I ever tried to smoke weed, I got violently ill. It ruined an otherwise perfect night with friends.

It gave me massive vertigo, and was not a pleasant experience. If I had ate pizza at that moment, I would have regretted it. So would have anyone within ten feet of me.

I'm told I would just have to build up a tolerance to the wacky tobbaccy, before the pleasant effects can be felt. I say, thanks anyway.

Though for most people, I think your above list is spot on.

[transward (imported)]

Ask any 7-11 clerk who works the graveyard shift. Jack in the Box has several commercials satirizing this. See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5rlbOqQq7w

Transward

[tugon (imported)]

An overdose of aspirin can ulcerate the stomach and cause bleeding. A large overdose of aspirin would lump together in the stomach and since aspirin is also a blood thinner it could cause internal bleeding. In college a friend ate a bottle of aspirin and spent several days in ICU. He enjoyed some charcoal and a little stomach pumping.

Too much Tylenol/Acetaminophen can harm the liver. Ibuprofen/Advil like aspirin can also cause bleeding problems. People who are alergic to aspirin should not use ibuprofen.

[Dave (imported)]

An overdose of aspirin can ulcerate the stomach and cause bleeding. A large overdose of aspirin would lump together in the stomach and since aspirin is also a blood thinner it could cause internal bleeding. In college a friend ate a bottle of aspirin and spent several days in ICU. He enjoyed some charcoal and a little stomach pumping.

Too much Tylenol/Acetaminophen can harm the liver. Ibuprofen/Advil like aspirin can also cause bleeding problems. People who are alergic to aspirin should not use ibuprofen.

Really my darling honeybuns...

As an answer that's a valiant effort (Eddie Valiant, my favorite Valiant)

You're giving real medical advice about Aspirin?

That's even more amusing than River's original question.

Besides, I college we used to go Bayer in the swimming pool.

Bayer Naked Ladies sing nice songs.

If you ever wear a Scottish Kilt down on a football field in a strong storm, you will feel like a bayer ass.

Adam and Eve were Bayer in the Garden.

[tugon (imported)]

Guess I do not get it. Goodnight.

[Dave (imported)]

Guess I do not get it. Goodnight.

Don't be angry, you brightened up my entire day.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Guess I do not get it. Goodnight.

I think you may have missed the last line, this is in the joke section.

River

[moi621 (imported)]

River

Because you cleared out your PM box

In the before time, poison control centers were the place that had the index cards on all products anyone might accidentally imbibe or splash on or in their eyes. Brands, chemicals, everything.

And all the updates.

In the day of the web, they should/could make any search engine a poison control center.

But, they refer you to the "national hotline" .

Go figure. I can't. So archaic.

Moi

[Prudence (imported)]

Gino's Pizza.........Contact Cardiologist