A precious little girl, with two missing front teeth, walks into a pet store and asks the owner,"Excuthe me mither, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

As his heart melts, the store clerk gets down upon his knees and asks, "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a cuddly wibble brown wabbit?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her arms and leans forward and says,

"It dothn't weally matter, I don't think my python givth a thit."

Thanks,

River

Pure evil, Mac...I like it..smooches Jackie

Great way to start the day....laughing.

butterflyjack (imported) wrote: Fri May 11, 2012 4:24 am Pure evil, Mac...I like it..smooches Jackie

Jackie! Who's Jackie?

Jackie! Who's Jackie? butterflyjack=Jackie --FLO--

Oops, my bad, I misread it

Oops, my bad, I misread it

Old age?

River

Well, according to Kristoff, it's "galloping senility"

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun May 13, 2012 12:41 am Well, according to Kristoff, it's "galloping senility"

I wouldn't know anything about it, save for the example you provide.