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A few sanples: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Veet
Cheaper than a vasectomy
29 April 2012 By Bald eagle
Being strapped for cash, using this product has removed the grave and perpetual risk that I will inadvertently impregnate my other half should there ever be a malfunction in our contraceptive practice (all achieved without the risks of surgery or general anaesthetic).
I should point out, however, that this state of impotence resulted from me choosing to remove my own scrotum with a set of nail scissors, rather than suffer the agonising pain of it slowly dissolving before my eyes.
On the plus side, I now no longer have to shave my chest, and can sing in the female section of choirs.
23 out of 24 found this helpful
Vern Troyer in my pants
25 April 2012 By Mr O Warwick Hunt
PRO'S
You Clacker Bag will feel as smooth as Vern Troyers head.
Wearing your wife's knickers will feel amazing.
The swelling lasts longer than the pain.
CONS
On application, YOU WILL CRY.
When the pain has gone and you're admiring your swollen balls, YOU WILL REMEMBER THE PAIN. (and probably cry).
36 out of 38 found this helpful
Don't Be Macho!!!
24 April 2012 By Martin
I was recommended this product as the perfect solution to irritating clotting in the darker recesses of the body, but should have paid attention to the omens.
At first I noted that customers who bought this product also bought local anaesthetics and Jumbo tubs of E45 cream, but I figured this wasn't related.
In eager anticipation of delivery I read through some of the reviews, but figuring that they must have been written by ponces, I was even more eager to face the challenge and prove my manhood
It finally arrived....
A mere 15 minutes later I had defrosted 5 bags of varied frozen vegetables, bounced off every inch of wall in the bathroom and woken a baby sleeping 10 doors away.
A week has passed and I am now able to go to the toilet without the use of a frozen bandage, but I fear I am left to live with Purple Ronnie in my pants, and the fact that Amazon is now recommending Whips and other strange paraphernalia.
Goes on for pages. Some is pretty funny.
Transward
A few sanples: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Veet
Cheaper than a vasectomy
29 April 2012 By Bald eagle
Being strapped for cash, using this product has removed the grave and perpetual risk that I will inadvertently impregnate my other half should there ever be a malfunction in our contraceptive practice (all achieved without the risks of surgery or general anaesthetic).
I should point out, however, that this state of impotence resulted from me choosing to remove my own scrotum with a set of nail scissors, rather than suffer the agonising pain of it slowly dissolving before my eyes.
On the plus side, I now no longer have to shave my chest, and can sing in the female section of choirs.
23 out of 24 found this helpful
Vern Troyer in my pants
25 April 2012 By Mr O Warwick Hunt
PRO'S
You Clacker Bag will feel as smooth as Vern Troyers head.
Wearing your wife's knickers will feel amazing.
The swelling lasts longer than the pain.
CONS
On application, YOU WILL CRY.
When the pain has gone and you're admiring your swollen balls, YOU WILL REMEMBER THE PAIN. (and probably cry).
36 out of 38 found this helpful
Don't Be Macho!!!
24 April 2012 By Martin
I was recommended this product as the perfect solution to irritating clotting in the darker recesses of the body, but should have paid attention to the omens.
At first I noted that customers who bought this product also bought local anaesthetics and Jumbo tubs of E45 cream, but I figured this wasn't related.
In eager anticipation of delivery I read through some of the reviews, but figuring that they must have been written by ponces, I was even more eager to face the challenge and prove my manhood
It finally arrived....
A mere 15 minutes later I had defrosted 5 bags of varied frozen vegetables, bounced off every inch of wall in the bathroom and woken a baby sleeping 10 doors away.
A week has passed and I am now able to go to the toilet without the use of a frozen bandage, but I fear I am left to live with Purple Ronnie in my pants, and the fact that Amazon is now recommending Whips and other strange paraphernalia.
Goes on for pages. Some is pretty funny.
Transward