A man finally gets his perscription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to get home from work. However, in his excitement he leaves the package open on the table and his pet parrot eats all the pills. Seeing what happened and panicking. the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunatly, the man's viagra kicks in just as his wife gets home and its hours before he remembers the parrot. He runs to the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

'What happened' the man asks 'you were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but sweating like crazy'

Thr parrot pants 'Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs on a frozen chicken?'

Very good, best laugh of the day.

River

I sent it to some friends.

one of them actually laughed