Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald asked Daisy if she wanted to have sex. Daisy replied she'd have sex with him only if he had a condom. Donald had forgotton the condum. Daisy suggested the clerk in the hotel may sell them. Donald walked down to the hotel lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

The hotel clerk said, "Yes, we have condoms, would you like me to put them on your bill?" " "Thit no" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate."

Thanks! I haven't had a laugh like that in weeks!