The right to bear arms

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

I wonder if we have the right to bear arms, do we have the right to arm bears?

[feedback (imported)]

When you lose the right to bear arms, you lose the means to live as free men.

[tugon (imported)]

I do not like bare arms especially in restaurants. I always wonder if when men in tank tops reach for things do they drop underarm hair in the food.

[feedback (imported)]

Your right, they should have to shave their underarms to prevent that from happening.

[Riverwind (imported)]

That is so gross, thanks I needed a good

River

[Arab Nights (imported)]

I always wonder if when men in tank tops reach for things do they drop underarm hair in the food.

I have always wondered if I drop pubes when, in restaurants, I run a glass around and around my dickhead to make that high pitched singing sound.

[Dave (imported)]

Now gimme a break, Arab Nights, gimme a break... arm or leg...

True confessions time... Speaking of annoying noises:

When I was in high school we had a fancy dress dinner and dance at a fancy suburban hotel on a major four lane road. This was "waterfront" because the road that went strisight out was a bridge and there was a huge intersection between the bridge and the hotel.

So about ten guys and girls stood on the balcony and pretended to be sirens (yelling like a siren) and we actually stopped traffic. It was really amazing how many cars heard the noise and slowed down almost to a stop. Since the traffic lights controlled the intersection nothing much happened but there was a whole rode of puzzled drivers looking around.

Gee were we bad.

[moi621 (imported)]

Decades ago I was with a lady, M.D.

She complained during surgery she had to rubber band her scrubs at the ankles to ward off

"vaginal fallout" in the O.R.

True story.

Bare arms and even arm pits or vaginal fallout. Which is more hazardous to the public health?

Moi

[tugon (imported)]

Decades ago I was with a lady, M.D.

She complained during surgery she had to rubber band her scrubs at the ankles to ward off

"vaginal fallout" in the O.R.

True story.

Bare arms and even arm pits or vaginal fallout. Which is more hazardous to the public health?

Moi

Anything coiled could act like a spring.

[Losethem (imported)]

I'm all for arming bears... especially if we can get them trained to hunt down the idiots in the forests around here that are making it dangerous for the average citizen to go out and enjoy nature because they are taking it over for their pot farms, which they have armed guards over. Train the bears to shoot those people, I'll help provide the guns.

--LT