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A pig, a sheep and a wife

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:24 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep, not a pig."

He replies,*"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Re: A pig, a sheep and a wife

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:44 pm
by Dave (imported)
that's just mean

:)😄;)🍑👋

Re: A pig, a sheep and a wife

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:30 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Damn, and I had a vivid picture of my ex-wife. 😄😄😄😄🍑👋

River

Re: A pig, a sheep and a wife

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:34 pm
by tugon (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:30 pm Damn, and I had a vivid picture of my ex-wife. 😄😄😄😄🍑👋

River

Or your ex-sheep?😄