Contestants were to take a well-known statement in a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new statement.

HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?

EX POST FUCTO - Lost in the mail.

IDIOS AMIGOS - We're wild and crazy guys!

VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.

COGITO EGGO SUM - I think; therefore I waffle.

RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - Honk if you're Scottish.

QUE SERA SERF - Life is feudal.

LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI - The king is dead. No kidding.

POSH MORTEM - Death styles of the rich and famous.

PRO BOZO PUBLICO - Support your local clown (or politician, your call)

MONAGE A TROIS - I am three years old.

FELIX NAVIDAD - Our cat has a boat.

HASTE CUISINE - Fast French food.

VENI, VIDI, VICE - I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO - Fast retort.

ALOHA OY - Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you would never know.

MAZEL TON - Tons of luck

VISA LA FRANCE - Don't leave your chateau without it.

AMICUS PURIAE - Platonic friend.

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO - I'll do any beefing around here!

COGITO, ERGO SPUD - I think, therefore I Yam.

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

ICH BIT EIN BERLINER - He deserved it.

ZITGEIST - The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up.

E PLURIBUS ANUM - Out of any group, there's always one asshole.

NOMO ARIGATO - No thanks to you

Any additions?

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Crabito Ergo Sum I'm crabby, therefore I exist.

Crape diem - Have a shitty day

Hasta La Vasa Baby ---- has the vaseline, Baby... eeeewww!

Ab Absurdam ---- Dam! your belly is too big...

affaire d’horneur ---- Affair? Horne U R

agent provagateur ---- Spies her vagina

agitpoop --- Russian nickname for a Republican

aw dente --- Oh bite me!

Bangst --- Homicidal...

annas mirabilis ---- Wonderful ASS

aqua vagae ---- too late! the fish will smell that way forever!

arr longa pita beevis! - Butthead's buddy but rapes him - ars longa vita brevis (Latin)

au fait ---> Aw Fart --- (You figure it out!)

Bildungsroman (German) ----> Bigdungswoman ---> She is so full of shit...

bon vivant (French) ----> big vomant ----> makes me sick...

Blitzkrieg (German) ----> Blitzkegger ----> Damn! the beer went fast...

carte blanche (French) ----> carte bleeche ----> credit card bill after spending spree

Too much fun. ----> Go HERE (http://www.lukemastin.com/testing/phras ... category=A) and try it for yourself...

Non campus mentis 'no one at school has a clue'

Mensa non corpore sano 'No hard ons at Mensa meetings'

Quaecumque ab Aristotele dicta, comedia essent 'Aristotle was a stand up comic'

Eloi Eloi lava sabachthanai 'My god, my god, wash my back'

Aaawwww ssshhhiiitttt!!! The last words of every pilot who has bought the farm. I don't know why, but that just seems to be what comes to mind. I know it has

'ancien A-1 = is A-1 really THAT old?

Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:34 pm Aaawwww ssshhhiiitttt!!! The last words of every pilot who has bought the farm. I don't know why, but that just seems to be what comes to mind. I know it has

I do believe you are right on the money.

River