A-1 on Break
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:50 pm
I received an email from A-1 asking me to let the group here know that he has decided that the time has come for him to take a break from the Eunuch Archive.
A-1 has been our most active member with 6,171 posts. Thats nearly one out of every 23 posts made in the history of the Archive. He has often been the voice of reason when topics get out of hand and has played devils advocate forcing people to think more seriously about what they write.
He will be missed and I, for one, hope that he finds his vacation from us relaxing and that he decides to return soon. I will certainly continue to write to him and will probably telephone him more often if he is not back on the Archive soon. (Maybe the threat of more phone calls from me will induce him to return .)
He asked me to post a joke from him as his final contribution before his break. Its perfect A-1:
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
.
A-1 has been our most active member with 6,171 posts. Thats nearly one out of every 23 posts made in the history of the Archive. He has often been the voice of reason when topics get out of hand and has played devils advocate forcing people to think more seriously about what they write.
He will be missed and I, for one, hope that he finds his vacation from us relaxing and that he decides to return soon. I will certainly continue to write to him and will probably telephone him more often if he is not back on the Archive soon. (Maybe the threat of more phone calls from me will induce him to return .)
He asked me to post a joke from him as his final contribution before his break. Its perfect A-1:
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
.
