Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

"EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

SCREW THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

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bobover3 (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:23 pm SCREW THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

To which the psychiatrist answered:

"But what about the monster in the closet?"

Then he raised his fee to $100 an hour.

;)

Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:25 am To which the psychiatrist answered:

"But what about the monster in the closet?"

Then he raised his fee to $100 an hour.

;)

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