Yellow Toad
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:03 pm
River had a great idea. He suggested we have a thread dedicated to Andrew Award Nominees. For those of you unfamiliar with Andrew, he was a Eunuch Archive member who posted some of the best/worst puns in EA history. The joke below "might" qualify as being Andrew quality.
There was this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he didn't want to be yellow.
Life would be easier, he thought, if he were brown like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible for one thing.
Anyway...This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy Godmother, please me me brown like the other toads," he begs her. "I'm bummed out being so visible to predators and the stress is killing me."
"Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and says, "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for his weenie, which is still yellow.
"Whoa lady" he says to the fairy godmother, "my pecker is still yellow!"
"Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off down the road.
About that same time there was a purple bear wandering in the forest and as luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother.
"Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull find any female bears because they don't want to be seen with a purple bear. A hunter can spot me from a mile away."
Being a nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand and says, "Pokuscadabra!, You're brown."
The bear looks down and sees he's all brown now with one exception, his pecker is purple. The bear says to the fairy godmother, "my pecker is still purple!"
She replies, "I don't do peckers, you'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."
The bear says, "how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"
"Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off.......
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you know what's coming don't you
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she flew off saying.........
"Just follow the yellow-dick toad!!"
There was this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he didn't want to be yellow.
Life would be easier, he thought, if he were brown like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible for one thing.
Anyway...This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy Godmother, please me me brown like the other toads," he begs her. "I'm bummed out being so visible to predators and the stress is killing me."
"Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and says, "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for his weenie, which is still yellow.
"Whoa lady" he says to the fairy godmother, "my pecker is still yellow!"
"Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off down the road.
About that same time there was a purple bear wandering in the forest and as luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother.
"Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull find any female bears because they don't want to be seen with a purple bear. A hunter can spot me from a mile away."
Being a nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand and says, "Pokuscadabra!, You're brown."
The bear looks down and sees he's all brown now with one exception, his pecker is purple. The bear says to the fairy godmother, "my pecker is still purple!"
She replies, "I don't do peckers, you'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."
The bear says, "how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"
"Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off.......
...
....
you know what's coming don't you
....
....
she flew off saying.........
"Just follow the yellow-dick toad!!"