>>This is so misogynistic and sexist and yet funny.

>>Terrible, funny, ugly, silly,

>>Oh shut up and tell the joke!

Little Johnny asked Mom what 2 words mean that kids at school were using...........Pussy and Bitch. Mom inhaled sharply, but then said:

"Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."

"Thanks, Mom.."

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."

Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:

"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."

That is for sure,

River