What can a bird do that a man can't?

give up?

Whistle through its pecker.

I knew a guy once who, when he took out his PA, his boyfriend could whistle through his pecker. Does that count?

That counts for something, Krister... how about, "The Wierdest Thing Stefan Read All Week" !

Although he could do musical demostrations;

"How to play the skin flute; well, you blow through this end and run your fingers up and down the outside..."

I have whistled when I have seen a few peckers.

kristoff wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:07 pm I knew a guy once who, when he took out his PA, his boyfriend could whistle through his pecker. Does that count?

Yeah Kristoff, I'd say that counts heh heh

In reply one must ask;

Why don,t chickens pee??

Because they eat with their pecker.

Along the same lines;

What is the white on chicken shit?

IT IS CHICKEN SHIT TOO

I hate to even mention this but if you have air in your bladder

you can produce a sort of "raspberry" noise.

Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:54 pm I hate to even mention this but if you have air in your bladder

you can produce a sort of "raspberry" noise.

I can personally attest that you do not make any "raspberry" noise. You do however blow bubbles when you pee. Of course a colon fistula opening into the bladder blows shit too.

kristoff wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:01 pm I can personally attest that you do not make any "raspberry" noise. You do however blow bubbles when you pee. Of course a colon fistula opening into the bladder blows shit too.

That was way more than I ever need to know.