I think it is funny how the doctor seems to believe the boy's story about how it happened (it entered his penis during an aquarium-cleaning accident?)

http://www.couriermail.com.au/fish-foun ... 1117495995

Fish found in boy's penis

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

A doctor I knew once told me something he learned at med school, about how doctors are always able to tell when a patient is lying:

"You know that a patient is lying to you whenever his lips are moving."

Well, reading this, I would say that is what has happened. Clearly, the boy got the fish up his penis, but no, not the way he said it happened. While I agree with you Splitdik, that this is a "fishy" story, I do not think the doctor was actually taken in by it. I do believe that the doctor, and anyone reading this report, knows full well what actually happened. It is just that in the interest of... not disturbing some people of delicate sensibilities (i.e. women), the doctor, and the reporting media, have decided to go along with the boy's lie.

Think about it, what IF they had published the real story?

"A 14 year old masturation obsessed boy, experimenting with the sensations of putting objects up into his penis, decided to try out a small fish...."

And what real benefit would come of publishing the real story?

News reports around the world would read some thing like:

"Frantic sex-obsessed mothers everywhere have been flushing countless fish down the toilets and throwing away aquariums in an effort to keep their masturbating sons from inserting fish into their penises...."

And the end result after a year or two news reports would be:

"Genetically mutated sea bass, known to have extremely foul tempers, have been attacking sewage treatment plant operators daily.... The epidemic of these killer fish began with many small fish that had been flushed down toilets by frantic, sex-obsessed mothers who wanted to keep their masturbation obsessed sons from ...."

Ultimately, the sea bass would begin putting laser beams onto their heads, and kill all humankind.

Now you see? The doctor has probably averted a global catastrophe by acting like he actually believed the boy's line of crap about "the fish slipped into my penis while I was peeing." Oh puh-leeeez! And I suppose the dog ate your homework too? NOBODY would be taken in by that "fish slipped in accidentally" bullshit, we all remeber what it was to be a horney 14 year old.

Oh, P.S. Something like this did happen for REAL, (not the fish with laser beams on their heads, just the fish up the penis part). Several years ago, I saw on youtube the video clip about a guy in Brazil, the Amazon river area, he was wearing loose fitting shorts while he was wading in the water. While he was peeing, a "candiru" fish swam into his penis and became lodged there. The native people there have for many years been telling "folk tales" of the candiru fish swimming into urine and even swimming into penises.

Just do a search for "Candiru fish" on youtube and you can watch it for yourself.

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:59 am A doctor I knew once told me something he learned at med school, about how doctors are always able to tell when a patient is lying:

"You know that a patient is lying to you whenever his lips are moving."

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Yes but good doctors know that to embarrass the crap out of a patient by calling the patient a liar is not their job. Curing and healing the patient is their job.

I've had both types of doctors -- ones who build their ego at the patient's expense and ones who cure and heal without judgment.

And I'm not making a judgment on your friend.

I had an affair with a tiny (4 foot 8 inches tall, 85 pounds) Filipina who liked to give me a prostate massage while giving me a blow job. Because her fingers were so short she had to fist fuck me to do it. One day she decided to fist fuck me all the way to her elbow. Fortunately for me her arms were small and it turned out to be one Hell of a rush. The next morning I go to do my business and found the toilet apparently filled with blood.

Being inexperienced (19 years old), and not realizing what a few drops of blood can make the toilet water look like, I rushed to the doctor. He examined me and decided that there was no real damage, but asked me how it happened. I didn't want to tell him how it happened since this was my first real affair with a married woman, so I made up a story about having a plumbers friend in the shower because I was having drain trouble and falling on it that morning. Of course he didn't believe me, he was an ex-Army doctor, and he gave me some cautionary advise on anal play. I would have been better off telling him the truth.

I ran into him, now retired and in his eighties, in a super market checkout line a few months back. He seemed rather surprised to meet my wife. I think to this day he still thinks that I am gay.

I just picked this up from another website ( http://exhibitionistpost.com/stories.html ), I guess sliding things into a penis is not all that uncommon.... When I was a kid and did it myself, I felt sure that I was the only person on the planet who was perverted enough to see what it felt like to slide something into my penis - I guess I was not the only person.... Actually, it seems to be a lot more common than I had originally thought:

-Submitted January 4, 2010

Penis Hole Insertions

Heterosexual

Exhibitionist Entry by a Male

I am sitting writing now and am also sliding different well lubricated tubes and objects down my penis hole. I use an old fashioned glass thermometer, a long thick round rubber tube with the end smoothed, a smooth fork handle that starts small and gets wider and other things. The rubber tube when jelled will go down the full length of my penis. My apartment mate who is very libreal, loves to watch me do this, after she caught me alone one night, and is standing next to me now. She becomes aroused and takes off all her clothes and plays with herself. She is an exhibitionist and always opens the curtains when I or she am playing with ourselves. She urges me to ease these objects down my penis as far as possible as it excites her very much. I get excited with her looking at me and seeing her masturbate herself and the fact that people can see us through the window at night from the next apartment block. Once she sees people looking at us she performs for them. Some have binoculars and telescopes and we can see them looking at us with our binoculars. There is one girl who looks at us every night and later we see her masturbate for us. Sometimes my apartment mate gets very aroused and likes to tie me to a chair and slide things down my penis herself. My penis is thick with a big hole and she pushed a 1/2 thick jelled rubber tube down it. It excites me a lot.

Notice that the objects he is talking about are small and inantimate, and lubricated. But putting inserting any living creature (e.g. fish, hampster, wild hare - as in "he's got a wild hare up his ass...") well that is just courting disaster.

coinflipper_21 (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:34 am I had an affair with a tiny (4 foot 8 inches tall, 85 pounds) Filipina who liked to give me a prostate massage while giving me a blow job. Because her fingers were so short she had to fist fuck me to do it. One day she decided to fist fuck me all the way to her elbow. Fortunately for me her arms were small and it turned out to be one Hell of a rush. The next morning I go to do my business and found the toilet apparently filled with blood.

Being inexperienced (19 years old), and not realizing what a few drops of blood can make the toilet water look like, I rushed to the doctor. He examined me and decided that there was no real damage, but asked me how it happened. I didn't want to tell him how it happened since this was my first real affair with a married woman, so I made up a story about having a plumbers friend in the shower because I was having drain trouble and falling on it that morning. Of course he didn't believe me, he was an ex-Army doctor, and he gave me some cautionary advise on anal play. I would have been better off telling him the truth.

I ran into him, now retired and in his eighties, in a super market checkout line a few months back. He seemed rather surprised to meet my wife. I think to this day he still thinks that I am gay.

Usually it is the other way around... they make up the story about the prostitute... It is becoming a more common experience to see "people" (mostly men) with objects in their rectum that has to be removed surgically.

The most rememberable one that I saw was a guy who fell in a shower with a "plumbers friend" up his ass. He lacerated his rectum and ended up with a colostomy. I never did find out if it had to be permanent. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Never stick anything up your ass that was not made to go there. But If you end up that way it is a VERY, VERY, BAD idea to try to walk, run, do acrobatic maneuvers or have rancid sex with it still inserted... anybody wanting to stick their appendage into a body needs to start by sucking their thumb...and then working their hand (or foot) into their mouth so that they are not able to ask somebody about it.

Well, that being said, there IS something "FISHY" about the story that started this thread. But let us NOT go into that...(excuse the expression)

I was surprised to find that there is a chastity device out there for men that..., well, ...SEE FOR YOURSELF... (http://www.fantasyleatherworks.com/hischastity.htm) Personally, I cannot see it, but whatever thrills and abuses you...er...amuses you...

Again, the urethra is smaller, more fragile, more prone to infection and easier to destroy than a rectum. If you prefer to have a urethral re-route, I doubt that the one involving a rubber tube through the wall of your bladder coming out under your navel is the one that you are thinking about.

This insertion of "things" into the urethra is just asking for a HELLISH urinary tract infection... Letting somebody do it who does not know what they are doing, including yourself, is flirting with a HUGE medical bill, one that insurance MAY balk on paying...

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:59 am Think about it, what IF they had published the real story?

"A 14 year old masturation obsessed boy, experimenting with the sensations of putting objects up into his penis, decided to try out a small fish...."

And what real benefit would come of publishing the real story?

Well, there actually is a lot of benefit in telling the truth because I know I certainly have stuck things in my penis and also stuck my penis in things and I bet a lot of men have. By not talking about it just perpetuates shame and such.

The same goes for any of these "taboo" topics. If people realized that probably half of the men they meet during the day probably masturbated in the past 24 hours then the truth would be out.

Heck just look in any city and there are usually two-dozen or more professional dominatrixes busy around the clock -- that means a lot of men in the community are making use of such services. Same with all the hookers, massage parlors, swinging clubs, etc. Look at all the porn on the web, not only are millions looking at porn but hundreds of thousands of people are involved in making porn.

And yet there are still places where full nude stripping is not legal, or where selling condoms is not legal, etc.

The idea of sensibilities and such is dumb if you're hiding from the truth. If something is truly rare and shocking, then yeah maybe media should be cautious in exposing people to it. But something that is probably happening in thousands of bathrooms and bedrooms right now is not something that anyone should be sensitive to.

Yes Splitdik, I agree, we all of us should be more honest and straightforward. I know I really appreciated Coinflipper's post where he was honest about one of his visits to the doctor, too bad he couldn't have been honest with the doc and told him about the Filippina woman who fist-fucked him but if he had, then he would not have had such a great and funny story to tell us all here.

For the record, I do TRY to be honest and straightforward about such things, see in my earlier post where I said that I myself have tried the deal with inserting things into my penis, never a fish or any living thing, that would just be way too scary for me even when I was a horney teenager.

On the subject of REAL honesty, I notice it is a LOT easier to be candid and honest here on the internet, with people I do not know, people who won't pass judgement and call me a pervert so readily. I have shared a LOT of things on the internet, behind the (false) anonymity of my avatar, that I would absolutely NEVER discuss with any member of my family. It is a lot easier to SAY "be totally honest" than it is to BE totally honest, I do try, but often I just cannot be as honest and open as I wish I could be.

Hell, Deacon Blues,...

If you ARE a pervert you are in a LOT of good company judging from the hits on the Archive. At least we are here on the message boards and not reading the stories 24-7.

Paolo, what IS the average numbers of hits in a 24 hour period on the archive stories?

...inquiring minds want to know...

Right now, it's 21.22 hits per MINUTE.