Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,

Wait for it.wait for it..

You're just gonna love this..

I see you smiling

I guess the punch line SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN YOUR POST SOMEWHERE...

The PUNCHLINE?

Could it be....

BEE PEE

GROAN!!!

double GROAN!!!

That's enough to turn your lunch.

I can hear five year olds everywhere giggling hysterically.

I'm stealing the joke...

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:20 pm I guess the punch line SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN YOUR POST SOMEWHERE...

The PUNCHLINE?

Could it be....

BEE PEE

Well actually, BP

All this reminds me of another joke....

(A little bit of necessary background info so you can appreciate the joke.)

In Britain, a career with Cunard shipping lines was generally looked upon as a real "plum" of a job, Cunard was known for paying it's employees well.

One day at a gas station, a very well dressed gentleman pulls up in a top of the line Jaguar, tells the attendant to fill it up.

The attendant couldn't help but notice the beautiful woman in the car, mink coat, lots of flashy jewelry, and the gentleman himself was obviosly very welthy, wearing a tailored suit. So, the attendant wanted to know just how this man had done so well for himself, after all, he also had some ambition and wanted to someday own a fine Jaguar himself.

So he asked the well to do gent, "Pardon me Guvnor, but just how did you manage to get this rich?"

The gent smiled a bit and said "I work for Cunard."

The puzzled attendent just did not know what to say, he thought for a second and said, "Well HEY! I work FORKIN 'ARD too all bloody day and I could never get a car like this!"