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Dumbass Criminal of the Year

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:12 pm
by Dave (imported)
>>What could I say to make this any more or less funny?

>>Maybe that the alleged suspect alleged he did have a brain in his head?

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Posted: 10:50 AM Apr 7, 2010

Robber Tries To Make Getaway In Stretch Hummer

Topeka Police say a man who robbed a KWIK shop, attempted to get away in a stretch Hummer limo early Wednesday morning. Police found the vehicle and arrested the suspect.

http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/90094897.html

DATELINE TOPEKA, Kansas

- At 12:41 a.m., Topeka Police Department officers responded to the KWIK Shop at 4500 S. Topeka Blvd reference an armed robbery. An individual making a delivery to the business called 911 and reported the robbery. A description of the suspect and a vehicle involved was provided to the 911 operator.

The vehicle involved in the robbery was described as white stretch Hummer Limousine last seen east bound on SE 45th Street. An officer traveling west bound on SE 45th prior to the robbery being dispatched past the vehicle at SE 45th and Adams. The vehicle was located in the area of SE 37th and California where the suspect was taken into custody without incident.

The suspect was a white male who displayed a knife at the time of the robbery. The suspect took cash and items from the store and the clerk.

This case is currently being investigated by detectives, and anyone with information reference this incident is requested to contact DET Scott Dickey at .... .....

Re: Dumbass Criminal of the Year

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:34 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
🙋 Stupid wins again,

River

Re: Dumbass Criminal of the Year

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:43 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
There was a case a couple of years ago in my state where a Black and a White guy driving a moving van decided they were a little short and stopped to rob a bank while passing thru town. Police reported no difficulties identifying the vehicle and perps and overtaking the getaway vehicle.