>

> THE HORTH WHITHPERER If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just

> not

> trying!!

>

> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend

> over to look at a horse.

>

> His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

>

> 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

>

> So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or

> female horse.

>

> 'A female horth.'

>

> So he shows him a prized filly...

>

> 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

>

> So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

>

> 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

>

> So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

>

> 'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

>

> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him

> up

> again and shows him the horse's mouth.

>

> 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

>

> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams

> the

> dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the

> ground.

>

> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

>

> 'Perhapth I thould rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

>

>

That was





so funny.