An armless man walks into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He sits at the counter and orders a cold beer. He asks the bartender to get the money out of his wallet as he has no arms to do it. The bartender complies.

The armless guy then asks the bartender to put the glass to his lips several times till he finishes his drink and the bartender complies.

The guy then asks the bartender where the restroom is. The bartender replies, "the closest one is at the gas station three blocks down the road."

oh that's just awful! (giggle, giggle, snort)

Good though!:D