About four decades ago when Woody Allen movies were funny, Allen was coming out of a theater when the media had questions for him.

Allen told them he had to be careful what he said because his wife was suing him. They ask why and he answered, "a few weeks ago my wife was walking down a public street when she was "violated" by two thugs."

Allen then said, "the reporters wanted to know my comment on my wife being violated, so I said, 'knowing my wife, I'm sure it wasn't a moving violation.'"