Little Girl on an Airplane
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:21 am
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to the little girl and offered to talk to her as it makes the time pass faster.
The girl closed her book and said, "what subject should we talk about"?
The stranger suggested "nuclear power."
The girl said, "let me ask you a question first."
She said to the stranger, "a deer, a cow and a horse all eat the same thing, grass, but the deer excretes lil pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces clumps of dried grass." "Why do you suppose this is?"
The stranger was stunned by the girl's intelligence and said to her, "I have no idea."
The girl says to him, "do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
The girl closed her book and said, "what subject should we talk about"?
The stranger suggested "nuclear power."
The girl said, "let me ask you a question first."
She said to the stranger, "a deer, a cow and a horse all eat the same thing, grass, but the deer excretes lil pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces clumps of dried grass." "Why do you suppose this is?"
The stranger was stunned by the girl's intelligence and said to her, "I have no idea."
The girl says to him, "do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"