Q. What do female elephants use as tampons

A. Sheep.

Q. Why did the elephants stop using sheep tampons.

A. They were afraid of getting Toxic Flock Syndrome

Mac how about an apology to all of us who read it.

In lieu of an apology I shall tell a joke.

How can you tell when an elephant is having her period?

When your mattress is missing and there is a quarter on your nightstand.

tugon, I like your response better than my joke

Please no more elephant jokes.

Why do elephants paint there toe nails red

A. to hide in the strawberry patch

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

A Works doesn't it.

River

Where are an elephants genitals?

Under it's foot. After all if it steps on you, you are fucked.

All jokes not having to do with elephants are....

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Do you know what that goo is between the toes of an elephant?????

A. slow pygmies.

AND PLEASE, NO MORE ELEPHANT JOKES.

the elephants don't like them.

River

Under such demands from the respected and revered Riverwind, I can only promise not to tell any jokes I've heard before. I'll make a couple up for you...

What speakers do elephants use for their sound systems?

Elephunkt, of course

If you are out of space to put garbage, and shove it up your elephants nose, what does he have?

Junk in the Trunk :p

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stomp out burning ducks.

Stop it already! You are making me quack-up.