A penguin was driving down the road and herd a funny noise in his car so he pulled into an auto repair place to have it fixed, they said it would take a while because he had an oil leak. The penguin went to the ice cream shop next door and got a bowl of ice cream. As penguins have no hands he just dove into the ice cream getting it all over his beak, when he was done he returned to the auto repair place to see about his car. The repair man said "it looks like you blew a seal" the penguin said "it was only ice cream".

River

Too funny since I just came in from replacing my sparkplugs. Or in my case "it was only a plug".

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:19 am A penguin was driving down the road and herd a funny noise in his car so he pulled into an auto repair place to have it fixed, they said it would take a while because he had an oil leak. The penguin went to the ice cream shop next door and got a bowl of ice cream. As penguins have no hands he just dove into the ice cream getting it all over his beak, when he was done he returned to the auto repair place to see about his car. The repair man said "it looks like you blew a seal" the penguin said "it was only ice cream".

River

I can confirm that this was a true story. I was the mechanic and River was in a tux. And as sad as it was, River did blow an Alaskan seal

I've heard a similiar one, only this time it was an Eskimo who had a car breakdown in Wales.

So he brings the car into the workshop, mechanic has a look and goes to Eskimo: "you blew a seal"

Eskimo replies indignantly: "So what? You shagged a sheep!"

Congratulations River and Punky. Two very good jokes. I laughed out loud.

Punky, you don't happen to come from the Bristol area by any chance?

Kortpeel (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:00 pm Congratulations River and Punky. Two very good jokes. I laughed out loud.

Punky, you don't happen to come from the Bristol area by any chance?

Nope. Smack bang in the middle 'o Central London.