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Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:01 pm
by Francis (imported)
It seems to me that this terrorist must be wishing he had never got involved in this plot. Not only did the bomb not go off but the fire must have also done significant damage in the testicle area. Nothing was reported in the press as to the injuries
It certainly must have sent a message to other would be Underpants Bombers that it is not a good idea. I hope they were well fried

D before the fire was put out. Anyone for Fresh Fried Rocky Mountain oysters ??



Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:07 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:34 pm
by Dave (imported)
About six months ago, I spilt boiling water on my thigh and raised two dime sized blisters (that's 2nd degree burns). It hurt for weeks under bandages and I can still see the red marks left after it healed. The "underpants bomber" had full thickness third degree burns. He's got pain and scars that may never go away from that self-inflicted wound. And that would be after skin grafts.
Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:45 am
by gareth19 (imported)
Also scar tissue is non-elastic; that means if the scarring is to the penis shaft, the skin will no longer stretch to accomodate an erection without significant pain (painful enough to lose the erection in many cases). Certainly in this life he's not going to enjoy many virgins.
Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:38 am
by Paolo
The problem is easily solved - board in the nude. If you don't like that, then drive where you're going, or take a slow boat.
Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:49 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Ban all air travel, it will clean up the air and we will all be a lot safer.
River
Re: Amsterdam -Detroit Terrorist Outcomes?
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:39 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:34 pm
About six months ago, I spilt boiling water on my thigh and raised two dime sized blisters (that's 2nd degree burns). It hurt for weeks under bandages and I can still see the red marks left after it healed. The "underpants bomber" had full thickness third degree burns. He's got pain and scars that may never go away from that self-inflicted wound. And that would be after skin grafts.
Piss on the skin grafts at the government's expense. Just cut the damn things the hell off!
