A family is seatd at the Christmas dinner table.

The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers,

'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,

'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible, but reliable.

After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

Nice one

I may be 63 and younger than River but I'm still the mighty oak

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:03 am Nice one

I may be 63 and younger than River but I'm still the mighty oak

I will have you know, I am not 63 yet......................

AND

My tongue has never been soft.

River the much younger then MacWolf.

at least for another couple days.

if you guys are 60(ish) together....

...does that mean you are only 30 years old EACH?!

My 40 years suddenly seem so ANCIENT.... waaaaaahhhh

StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:03 am if you guys are 60(ish) together....

...does that mean you are only 30 years old EACH?!

My 40 years suddenly seem so ANCIENT.... waaaaaahhhh

OOooooH I like that idea. River and I would love to feel 30 again.

Feel 30 again, hell I would love to feel 40 again, or even 50.

River

I woke up this morning feeling like a 25 year old but I couldn't find one so I went back to sleep. --FLO--