How does AMAZON package Adult Sex Toys?

[Dave (imported)]

>>Someone actually asked the questions on an AMAZON blog and of course they got answers...

>>giggle, giggle, snort, chuckle guffaw.

>>Here are the 24 best answers out of about 41 at the time I read them.

1. Even though Amazon usually ships everything in brown rectangular boxes of various sizes with no indication of what is inside, when they ship sex toys they always ship them in a box shaped like a giant penis with the words "CAUTION SEX TOYS" stamped on the outside of the package in glittery gold lettering.

2. They ship them in big see-through, penis shaped packages and then they send them to your mother's house with your name on it.

3. And instead of the address label listing the recipient by name, such as "John Doe" they list it as "The Pervert John Doe."

4. Amazon shipping workers can make sure to put on gloves before handling the package.

5. The Amazon employees snicker when they say to each other "here, handle this package" or "want to grab that box?"

6. I work in a fulfillment center and it will be wrapped in black white or blue plastic and shipped as usual.

7. It arrives with the motor running.

8. My friend told me that the envelopes were actually dark plastic bags. She was amused that they had more protective packing material that the casserole she ordered.

9. Do they also fulfill fantasies to go with that package, or does that cost extra?

10. Don't forget the batteries.

11. These are new products - they arent sticky or anything.

12. We prefer Eneloop batteries because they're "green" and retain their charge for years.

13. Someone tested your toy at the factory with eneloops before they shipped it to you,

14. Will you be writing a review of the perverted sex toy?

15. Anything I've ever ordered has been personally delivered by a hottie young guy asking if I needed personal instruction.

16. I'm afraid to even go looking to see what kinds of sex toys Amazon has, my personalized homepage is gonna seem so pervy for months!

17. Reminds me about the label that products are tested for accuracy before shipping. Especially rectal thermometers.

18. I just get the package thrown at me from the truck as it wings on by.

19. Actually they are delivered by a sweaty guy in an overcoat and right on the front porch he demonstrates how to use the purchased items.

20. You must be a sicko go snap your carrot in the closet you sick bastard.

22. The Amazon Smile™ logo on the shipping box is more of a leer.

23. The barcode markings on the address label contain a secret code that UPS employees recognize. The driver knows.

24. Does it come in "frustration-free" packaging? This could be very important by the time it arrives.... even with next day shipping.