Jokes like these usually appear within hours. These are the first I’ve received….

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

I heard his wife took 8 strokes but only recorded 5.

And within hours of one of our Canadian friends crossing the border:

What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

The canoe tips.

Tiger's golf game is BOUND to go downhill because she no longer kisses his balls for good luck...

A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:00 pm Tiger's golf game is BOUND to go downhill because she no longer kisses his balls for good luck...

I am sure he could find someone else to give him luck. Where is the line to volunteer?

Been telling these all over towne they are great

The stripper said that Tiger was great in bed, but it took so long for him to line up the shot!

also

We now know more about the sexual matting habits of the rare species called Tigers!

I think Tiger has been summarily castrated by his wife, I think he will be towing the line or one very close to it.

Just as long as his putter doesn't waver, he will be ok.

River

So, what is par on an Escalade windshield?

I have not been following the unfolding tale. Can anybody here fill me in. I assume now that he and wife had a fight. He sped away and crashed into a fire hydrant.

Was wife in the car or chasing him? On foot or in another car?

If she was not in the car, was she chasing with the golf club in hand or did she extract the golf club from the crashed SUV?

Had she beaten the crap out of him by the time other people showed up?

Inquiring minds want to know!

You know, it could be that simple, she may have done just that, beat the shit out of him and if he was messing around good for her, and good for him for taking it like a man.

Bottom line is it is none, I repeat NONE of our business.

However the National Enquirer, that publication that prides itself in telling the truth in all stories. I am sure this will keep them writing for years and years, Tiger will be dead from old age and the cause of death will be the club he took from his long time wife of 50 + years, Oh the tragedy of it all, the heartbreak of Psoriasis, being pigeon toed, unloved, oh my. :-\

River