Donald and Daisy Duck
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:20 pm
> Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a
> hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
>
> The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
>
> Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
>
> Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not
> have sex.
>
> 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
> So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if
> they had condoms.
>
> 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the
> counter and gave it to Donald.
>
> The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?'
>
> 'No, you fool !' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate !'
>
> hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
>
> The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
>
> Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
>
> Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not
> have sex.
>
> 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
> So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if
> they had condoms.
>
> 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the
> counter and gave it to Donald.
>
> The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?'
>
> 'No, you fool !' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate !'
>