BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband: Aaah!...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife: Do you want me to leave?

Husband: No! Don't even think about it.

Wife: Do you love me?

Husband : Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband: No! Why are you even asking?

Wife: Will you kiss me?

Husband: Every chance I get!

Wife: Will you hit me?

Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife: Can I trust you?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.