The All Important College Equation.

[devi (imported)]

E x A = TU

The particular unit with the base amount of estradiol (estrogen) multiplied by the number of drinks of alcohol in the blood sextupled is equal to the total number of all walking units of testosterone hovering around the particular unit with the hopes of being able to "score". Laboratory Procedures: In plastic bottles mix one unit of estradiol with one then two then three drinks of alcohol and place in the center. Next take numerous units of testosterone three feet away and observe what happens. WARNING: DO NOT GET BETWEEN units of testosterone and estradiol. Mop and bucket will be needed afterwards.

[streetglide (imported)]

Well, at least they're learning something in college!! I hope their parents know what the money is funding!