The Woes of Lipstick

Two young men are nervously waiting their turns with the doctor. Noticing that the other seems just as scared and embarrassed as himself, decides to talk to him to break up the seemingly eternity of waiting.

The first guy asked “What are you here to see the doctor about?”

“Well, um… I have this reddish colour around, um, my penis.” He sputtered out.

“Really? I have a strange discolouration on mine also. Kinda green.”

Just then the nurse enters the waiting room to take the second one in.

Not too long afterwards he comes back to get his coat and leave. There’s an obvious relief on his face, but a hint of embarrassment still. “Don’t worry, it’s nothing.” He said with a chuckle.

The first guy then has his turn with the doctor. She examines him thoroughly, with a deep look of concern the entire time.

“I’m sorry, but you will have to have your penis amputated. It can’t be saved.” she said grimly.

“WHAT?” exclaimed the man. “The other guy had the same thing and he said it was nothing. He left laughing at himself!”

“I’m sorry, but there’s a big difference between lipstick and gangrene.” Replied the doctor.